When a self-centered petty thief gets wind that a lavish home will be vacant for the weekend, he decides to take advantage. After breaking in and filling his bag with loot, he realizes the house he's robbing is already being robbed.
Kyle and his husband David are bored and having marital problems mostly because they envy their close friends Mark and Richard who keep extolling the virtues of an open relationship. One night while lying in bed Kyle and David decide to do something to spice things up by declaring they are going to pursue a "non-sexual open relationship". Kyles's sister Gabby is claiming to be "bi" because she thinks it makes her look cool. So Kyle also decides to help his sister out by finding her a woman who is willing to help her explore her bisexuality. Enter Trey a former student of David who leads him into sexual relationship thus breaking the rules of he and Kyle's new open relationship arrangement. Enter Margaret who has every intention of dating Gaby and pursuing true love. Enter a series of bad dates that Kyle goes on in retaliation of David's affair and chaos ensues. Can these relationships be saved?
Esther is beautiful beneath the surface, in an office where the surface is all that matters. Plus she has brains and about 100 extra pounds. Her nasty, brutish, and tall colleagues (Donna, Caroline, and Erica) make fun of her even as they depend on her knowledge. One day, she excitedly offers to show them a portrait she's had taken by Bud, of "Bud's Glamour Shots," who had spammed the office with an e-mail promising a picture that will reveal her true inner self. Cut to Esther, driving home in tears. That night she sleeps with the portrait near the bed and awakes to discover something extraordinary. When the three harpies see the result, will they book a session with Bud?