A skeptical Vatican priest travels to the southern Dutch province of Limburg to investigate a reported miracle, only to get entangled in a series of apparently miraculous events that undermine his vocation.
Three friends go on a fishing trip. Well ... that's what everyone believes.
Fat adolescent Dik Trom enjoys growing up in a hedonistic town devoted to food and fun. When a restaurant chain offers his father the life-long-dreamed opportunity to run his own, the Trom family moves. Their new home town Dunhoven is however inhabited by health freaks who prefer only fitness to dietary sobriety.
Two brothers live together in an old mansion, one gruesomely mutilated. The other brother seduces young women, mostly prostitutes and brings them to their remote estate, where the brothers fulfill their holy mission to ritually murder these women. When one of the brothers falls in love with the next victim the situation gets out of hand.
Damion Dracula lives in a big house with his Siamese twin daughters and his staff. Agaath, his half-sister, and her daughter Florentina come over to stay for a few days. After that, two young female tourists also end up in his house. Dracula organizes a big party for his friends. When the party is going on, all kinds of terrible things start to happen and finally all hell breaks loose.